Things we have learnt from India
- Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride.
- Allow the experience of fresh air and wind in your face to be pure ecstacy.
- When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
- Let others know when they have invaded your territory.
- Take naps, and stretch before rising.
- Run and play daily.
- Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.
- Be loyal to those who love you.
- Never pretend to be something you are not.
- If what you want is buried, dig it up.
- When someone is having a bad day - be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
- Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
- If you are not in the mood for something, a sly look and throaty growl will do wonders.
- On hot days, drink lots and rest in the shade.
- When you are happy, dance around and wag your whole body.
- No matter how often you are scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing - run right back and make friends.
- When you need attention, tell someone.
- Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
- It is ok to make a mess because someone else will always clean it up!
The Dog Dictionary
DOG BED: Any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the lounge.
DEAFNESS: This is a malady which affects dogs when their person wants them in and they want to stay out. Symptoms include staring blankly at the person, then running in the opposite direction or lying down.
THUNDER: This is the signal that the world is coming to an end. Humans remain amazingly calm during thunderstorms, so it is necessary to warn them of the danger by trembling uncontrollably, panting, rolling your eyes wildly and following at their heels.
SOFAS: Are to dogs like napkins are to people. After eating it is polite to run up and down in front of the sofa and wipe your whiskers clean. If a sofa is not available, please use the edge of your persons bed.
BATH: This is the process by which humans drench the floors, walls and themselves. You can help by shaking vigourously and frequently. It is best to roll in dirt straight after a bath.
CARPET: This is a plate for dogs. It is important that your get the food out of the container your person has put it in and carry it to the carpet where you spit it out and then eat it at a more leisurely pace.
LOVE: Is a feeling of intense affection, given freely and without restriction. The best way to show your love is to wag your tail. If you are lucky your human will love you in return.
